PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
This is a public service announcement.
Members of the Church of Magic Wang should be made aware that anyone who cosplays from the new anime Senhime Zesshou Symphogear will be excomunicated. You may have been told that this anime is made by Satelight, but the truth is that it is the love child of Guilty Crown and Satan and we need to burn it with fire.
Thank you. Church of Magic Wang International Wakaleo
, Team Australia haraju2girls
and many more wangmen have spread the words of the Magic Wang through Japan, increasing the awareness of the Magic Wang internationally to 16 other countries during World Cosplay Summit!!
Please welcome all our new international wangmen to the Church (They are all listed under "Church of Magic Wang International")!!!
WANGMEN!!! Wakaleo and Tsubaki-chan are married
During SMASH, Wakaleo
got married. Their wonderful union was recorded here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmOUaS…
is now engaged!! Yet to find a partner! WANG UNO
Is the official Childrens' Card Game of the Church of Magic Wang.
Tell your parents to buy it for you! It's super special awesome! BOW DOWN TO THE ALL HOLY SCEPTRE OF WANG
The Magic Wang Sceptre has been presented to our All Holy Mother Fucker.
She has dubbed it THE PROBOSCIS, SCEPTRE OF THE WANG and decreed that it shall be used in all past and future marriages between men and wife of our wangregation: Where the wife will take this into her hands and slap her husband across the face with it. SHOW YOUR WANGTASTIC SUPPORT!! chibifiedkitsunes
has made Wang badges. Get one to show your support for our wangtastic church!!
For those who have gotten married in our wangregation, you shall receive a "Married in the Church of Magic Wang" badge! THE GOOD NEWS-FLASH(er)!
are now married! Wakaleo
are now married! It was a beautiful ceremony.
SMASH saw the joining of many new members to our glorious wangregation! I have now adjusted all the settings in the group, so people can apply to join, add deviations to featured etc etc etcAmenoKitarou
, two of our beloved fellows of the wang, are married!
This beautiful ceremony is only the first of many blessed unions which will be held by the grace of our lord, Magic Wang.
Coming soon to a convention near you.
---------------------------------------------------------------- THE STORY OF THE FOUNDING
Yea, eons ago, when the world was a different place than it is now, our tale begins.
(two years ago, in a restaurant in Singapore)
When the holy maiden ZuZuMoo
ordered her dinner, she could never have known that the Lord would use her 'Fantasy Omlette' to make a connection that would spread the word of His power.
After a single bit of the omlette, a tale spilled forth from her lips. A tale of the saviour - a young man, whose name was.....
The name had a sacred power (like the triforce, but sexier), and cast everyone at the table under it's spell.
The listeners banded together in the strength of their sudden faith.
Thus was born the Church of Magic Wang.
Salvation, Power and Glory belong to Wang.
May we walk in his light forever and ever,
Wangmen. THE SACRED 23rd PSALM
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no wang,
I shall fear no evil,
for the wang is with me;
the rod and the staff,
they comfort me. THE COMMANDMENTS
1. Worship Magic Wang. Only through him can you reach awesomeness.
2. Eat omlette at least once a year.
3. Your favorite movie MUST be Free Willy.
4. Everything else is negotiable. THE MAGIC WANG ANTHEM
Download it and sing along!!www.4shared.com/audio/xtMmfyQ8…The Church of Magic Wang welcomes
The young and old and all
To those who trust in the magic wang
Will walk in his light forever
The story of the saviour
A great young man
Whose very name spreads far and wide
He is the Magic Wang
The power of the Wang is great
The Church of Magic WangSong and lyrics by chibifiedkitsunes